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Forward: The Hoard of the Dragon

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a mighty Dragon in possession of all his faculties, must be in want of a hoard. As I am a Bookwyrm, my hoard consists of tomes young and old, fictions and biographies.

My hoard is in the back of an old bookshop downtown, and my human assistant Bianca is of the opinion that the shop should see more business than it currently does. Clearly she does not understand the purpose of a wyrm’s hoard. I am a collector, and as such, my goal is always to increase my hoard, rather than diminish it. But she seems to have other ideas. Strange things, humans. I have yet to understand what purpose they find in life without a hoard. But that is no matter. I merely started this “blog” as to appease her endless provocations. She desires that I “review” the tomes within my hoard so as to attract certain ones to the general populous. If I am fortunate, this will be but a passing fancy and she will turn her sights to other vexations soon enough.

-XQZ, The Bookwyrm

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Anxious People by Fredrik Backman (5/5)

One of the more interesting novels I came across recently was Fredrik Backman’s Anxious People. The story is a non-linear tale of a bank robbery that mistakenly became a hostage situation. The hostages are a colorful collection of individuals with a variety of quirks that showcase a wide range of issues that all humans seem to have.

As a wyrm, I’m not sure I understand the human preoccupation with anxiety. Humans seem to search out specific reasons to become anxious when no such reason truly exists. It is a fascinating tendency that I’ve yet to unravel. Bianca says “It’s just human nature,” and I am not sure that that is an acceptable reason. Why is it human nature? It is probably a good thing that she works with books and is not a scientist, doctor, or some other profession involved in the quest to understand why.

Backman does not always examine the reasons why human beings act as they do, but if nothing else, he is an astute observer of what human beings do. And his tale of people’s anxieties is interesting if only for that. To be perfectly frank, his charming descriptions gave me clearer insight into what it is to be human. Some of the passages were humorous and heartwarming as well. This, I believe, is a novel that all dragons who wish to better understand humans should read. A variety of humans should probably read it as well to better understand their fellows.

-XQZ the Bookwyrm

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Phoenix Extravagant by Yoon Ha Lee (4/5)

Bianca has been pestering me to actually post something on this blog—apparently it wasn’t enough that I created it, I have to use it as well.


I’ve decided to begin with a review of a book about a Dragon (it seemed apropos), specifically Yoon Ha Lee’s Phoenix Extravagant. The story follows Gyen Jebi, who, like real-life wyrms, doesn’t adhere to the standard male/female set of pronouns. I’ve never quite understood what the obsession with he/she is about that you humans have. I’ve used the pronouns Ze/Zis/Zim all my life without any issue, like all wyrms. But this is neither here nor there. So, Jebi is an artist, but they can’t seem to be to find work. They live with and are supported by their older sister. Now, the story is what my assistant describes as “silk punk”, which I take to mean that it’s a fantasy story set in a world similar to the Far East. Specifically, the land they live in, Hwaguk, is similar to Korea and is being occupied by a country, Razan, that is similar to Japan. The comparisons are actually extremely interesting.

I digress. Jebi finally finds a job with Razanei Ministry of Armor, and they become embroiled in the conflict between the Razanei occupying force, and the Hwagugin rebels. The dragon, it seems, is a secret weapon they intend to use to subdue the rebels and Jebi is hired to use magic paints they have created to bring the creature to life.


The story is extremely well written and includes many culture nods and to Lee’s Korean heritage that the reader can detect even in how the story is written. The characters have clear personalities and their motives and actions manage to create believable individuals. I do, however, believe that Lee could have added more plot to the story (especially with the intriguing dragon character). Overall, highly enjoyable and you would be wise to read it.

-XQZ the Bookwyrm